Bachelorism: whatever
My grand experiment has failed.
Maybe not a total failure, but after three days of being on my own, it occurred to me: of course I can survive. Sure, my life is a little boring, but so what? Maybe if this state of bachelorhood were permanent, it would facilitate some more action on my part, but since it’s only temporary, I can float through it. May as well enjoy it.
And since I don’t think I want to write about cleaning the bathroom any more than you would want to read about it (and probably by a large margin), unless something interesting happens I think I’m done. At least with the play by play.
I mean, that’s what Twitter’s for, right?
So, until you hear differently, just imagine that I’m surfing the internet while watching TV while eating foods that may not be good for me while drinking more than I should andgetting less sleep than I need.
Unless I’m at work, where I can’t watch TV.
Cheers.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Wow, that’s quite a beer bottle. At home drinking a 32oz, nice.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Ha ha! No, it’s not. It’s just closer to the viewer than the couch.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:46 am
It’s still bigger then your feet though. I’ll just accept that you have tiny feet or you drink big beers. It’s ok to admit it.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:08 am
Same here
Second time I was inspired by your blog to write something similar.
March 20th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
What? You’re saying that state of being a floating inactive bore isn’t meant to be permanent? I’ve been floating for… oh, crap.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:04 am
Mmm… Pizza. As somebody who also does very little at the moment I can sympathise… Still saves time.
Cheers
BC
March 21st, 2008 at 11:26 am
Good to know Rinchen. My stuff may not be good, but I’ll settle for inspiring.
Nils, Just think, changing any one of those three attributes could be life changing: I’d settle for being a floating yet active bore, or maybe a driven inactive bore, etc. Someone with decent math skills could come up with the number of possibilities available here.
BC - Mmmm, pizza, indeed. A (straight) man’s grocery store could contain strictly beer, pizza, assorted animal parts, most of which should be soaked in BBQ sauce, and probably a few other sundries. It would be insanely popular.